- "Take a look at that chick in front of the hotel. Regardless of some of the people I've seen her hanging out with, I think I'd like to spend some time with her!"
- — A Threed townsperson.
- "No problem here."
- — Mysterious woman when talked to via a bug in Threed
- "Don't talk to me. My mind is a complete blank."
- — Mysterious Woman in Summers
The Mysterious Woman is a character in EarthBound. She has blonde hair and wears a black bikini and sunglasses.
- If the player follows her into the hotel in Threed but goes in and out of the right room, it will be possible to talk to her. Her dialogue would be "No problem here."