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** Fuck then beat her to death.** |
** Fuck then beat her to death.** |
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Shit-What the hell man!! Her pussy was great! |
Shit-What the hell man!! Her pussy was great! |
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| − | ** Fuck lunged at Shit before beating him to death. Fuck the jumped in front of a car and was killed. |
+ | ** Fuck lunged at Shit before beating him to death. Fuck the jumped in front of a car and was killed. |
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| − | == ☁ == |
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| − | * M. Arakawa – publisher |
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| − | * Gail Tilden – editor-in-chief |
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| − | * Scott Pelland – editor |
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| − | * Leslie Swan – editor |
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| − | * Terry Munson – editor |
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| − | * Marcus Lindblom – editor |
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| − | * Yoshio Tsuboike – producer |
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| − | * Hiroko Nagami – art director |
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| − | * Yoshi Orimo – strategy layout |
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| − | * Wendy Salvatori – design |
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| − | * Hiroshi Nakae – design |
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| − | * Ritsuko Yamaji – design |
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| − | * Ape Inc. – maps |
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| − | * Brandon Baltzell – maps |
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| − | * Katsuyuki Asanuma – illustrator |
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| − | * Sonja Morris – illustrator |
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| − | * Marty Pappas – illustrator |
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| − | * Scott Douwes – illustrator |
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| − | * Gregg Coomer – illustrator |
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| − | * Namcy Ramsey – project coordinator |
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| − | * Jay Wergin – electronic prepress |
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| − | * Steve Spellman – electronic prepress |
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| − | * James Catechi – electronic prepress |
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| − | * Billy Noland – electronic prepress |
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| − | * Michael d. Sinkula – electronic prepress |
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| − | * Jefferson Fletcher – electronic prepress |
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| − | * Karl Deckard – electronic prepress |
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| − | == Trivia == |
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| − | *Despite being the rarest Starman, there is a Starman DX featured on the cover. |
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| − | == External links == |
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| − | * [http://earthbound.nintendo.com/playersguide/ EarthBound Player's Guide (Optimised for Wii U)] from Nintendo |
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[[Category:EarthBound]] |
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Revision as of 13:13, 23 February 2015
EarthBound Player's Guide front cover.
Fuck and Shit were two men that loved life. AND BIG AFRICAN DICKS. One day, Fuck came home to see Shit fucking a child. Fuck pushed Shit off of him and after raping the boy, he murdered the child. Now the two men had committed a major crime. Murder, rape, and kidnapping. Fuck freaked out and called over his girlfriend, Bitch. Bitch came over to see Fuck and Shit trying to clean up a body. Bitch began to cry, as she deeply loved Fuck and was a good friend to Shit. This is the conversation that followed.
Fuck-Bitch we need help.
Bitch-Fuck what happened here?!
Fuck-I fuckin..I raped and killed him..
Bitch **Begins to break down**
Shit-Get up and help Bitch!!
Fuck-Get the fuck up you ho!
Bitch-Please stop!!
Fuck-You ho!
- Fuck then slapped Bitch before he and Shit took turns raping her.**
Shit-Wow. That was great.
Fuck-Yeah it was.
- The two did some cocaine before going out and kidnapping boy. They then raped the boy before murdering him.**
Fuck-I've been raping a lot of people lately.
Shit-I raped a kid a couple days ago.
- Fuck snorted some more cocaine before going downstairs. Bitch was tied up in the corner. After ripping the tape off her mouth she began to speak.**
Bitch-Please...
Fuck-Whore.
- Fuck then beat her to death.**
Shit-What the hell man!! Her pussy was great!
- Fuck lunged at Shit before beating him to death. Fuck the jumped in front of a car and was killed.