- "His twisted face covers his twisted mind."
- — Description
Dr.Distorto is an enemy in EarthBound Beginnings. He only appears in the Duncan Factory. He has average stats, his highest stats being defense and speed. He is also one of the only enemies that can run away from the battle. The EXP acquired from defeating him is rather low, but he actually drops the most money out of all the enemies in the area.
- Dr.Distorto has a small bloodstain on his lab coat in the Famicom release of the game, this was later removed in all later releases.