EarthBound
- "They are some people in Twoson who just can't keep their noses out of other people's business. Steer clear of them when you can."
- — EarthBound Player's Guide
Cranky Ladies are human enemies that are found in EarthBound. These enemies are first encountered by Ness in the path between Twoson and the Two-Three Tunnel leading to Threed. They appear as women with purple faces and orange hair, wearing mahogany dresses and hats, and carrying a shopping bag. Their sprite bears a resemblance to the sprite of Lardna Minch.
Battle[]
She can scowl sharply to lower Ness and co.'s Guts. When defeated, she gives 200 EXP and $17, also dropping a Handbag strap 2/128 of the time.
Her in-battle theme is "Battle Against a Weird Opponent".
Attacks[]
- Has a big grin on her face - The Cranky Lady has a grin on her face, wasting a turn.
- Wielded a shopping bag - The Cranky Lady bashes a party member, dealing moderate to high damage.
Trivia[]
- They are the only human enemy to have a purple face in battle.