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"They are some people in Twoson who just can't keep their noses out of other people's business. Steer clear of them when you can."
EarthBound Player's Guide

Cranky Ladies are human enemies that are found in EarthBound. These enemies are first encountered by Ness in the path between Twoson and the Two-Three Tunnel leading to Threed. They appear as women with purple faces and orange hair, wearing mahogany dresses and hats, and carrying a shopping bag. Their sprite bears a resemblance to the sprite of Lardna Minch.

Battle[]

She can scowl sharply to lower Ness and co.'s Guts. When defeated, she gives 200 EXP and $17, also dropping a Handbag strap 2/128 of the time.

Her in-battle theme is "Battle Against a Weird Opponent".

Attacks[]

  • Has a big grin on her face - The Cranky Lady has a grin on her face, wasting a turn.
  • Wielded a shopping bag - The Cranky Lady bashes a party member, dealing moderate to high damage.
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